Saturday 5 March 2011
Saturday 12 February 2011
Narrative
'Mary was looking for love. Her sisters left her but Derrick moved into town and soon became important to her. Or, after Mary lost her job in PR, she thought it was all over. But when Johnny started working in the same office, things soon got better’.
This kind of narrative is beyond obvious. Then, when you meet people, they say “Oh, I love this film” or “that book is great, you should read it!”. However, I can’t help but feel rather disappointed. Whilst being a student, I studied crime fiction. It was here where I was made aware that narrative can fulfil a much more powerful function. Even if you just wanted to relax, you could still be presented with something new. For instance, whilst reading a novel by Spanish author, Manuel Montalban, it is not uncommon to find a cooking recipe in the middle of a criminal investigation, all carried out in the back-streets of Barcelona.
It is worrying how Fairytale narrative creates a set of morals for society that are not based on reality. I'm a big fan of raising children in a gender-neutral environment. That means letting the kids decide what toys they wish to play with and not resorting to 'Sit down girl and watch this Cinderella DVD, whilst your brother plays with his Action-Man'.
What is more disturbing is how many adults cling on to this narrow view of normality as a guide in how life should be. However, they are bound to if they are programmed from childhood.
Saturday 15 January 2011
Meat and Veg ... who can say !?
I thought sausages were long things made of meat and not onion shaped and onion coloured? Tescos must have found a way of growing sausages that look like onions.
Tuesday 4 January 2011
A Cool Make-up Tutorial by Rachael Olivia Fox
In need of some new make-up style tips, I found this ace tutorial on Youtube by Rachael Olivia Fox. She does a great job in revealing the make-up secrets that will help you create a 1940/50s, Paloma Faith look. It's super ace, and her other videos are also very useful.
So, get out them brushes and paints and have a go!
Sunday 2 January 2011
Actual Size = 8cm
I thought mini-hotties meant Kylie or Lucy Porter, but this is an ikle hot water bottle to keep those little hands of mine nice and warm. It's so cute I almost don't want to use it. The bird is deliciously pretty. It fits into any handbag so how handy is that?!
Dat dem bling tings, innit!
Ace Christmas present from a dear friend ... It's so pretty, I love it and each time I get a new charm it just gets better. Result!
Monday 1 November 2010
Srap-top Dreams
For over a month, my Dell Inspiron laptop has suffered from a faulty keyboard. Certain keys on different rows refused to function. After trying all the software solutions known to man, I set about taking my machine apart. I removed the individual keys and cleaned out all the fluff and left over biscuits. Unfortunately, it still refused to work. Therefore, I resorted to using the ‘Ease of Access’ keyboard and an additional one plugged in for good measure. I should have just tapped this external keyboard on top with some gaffer tap. I even took it to job interviews in such a state, explaining, by giving a demonstration, how many of my keys were on strike.
My laptop now looks like a car wreck or a piece of space junk. I decided not to bother screwing it all back together. I even went to two shops for a new laptop, but they didn’t have the right colour so I didn’t spend money. I resorted to just putting up with it and then even became too tight fisted to pay out for another keyboard.
Then it all started to get a bit weird ….
It was a late night watching a DVD. I shut my scrap-top down at midnight. I felt cold in bed but fell into a deep dreamful sleep. I dreamt that my laptop keyboard suddenly started working again. I was perplexed; all the keys that didn’t work were now acting fine. I even dreamt about the parts leftover that I would need to put the whole laptop back together. Think of the money I had saved! Then at 8.30, I woke up, still cold.
I fired up my scrap-top and spent a few minutes checking Facebook and the BBC News site. The later always was a pain as the ‘b’ and ‘n’ keys, plus the Space Bar refused to work.
Bam: My keyboard was working again (apart from some top keys) 75% life back??
Was it Jesus? Was it the power of the mind? What’s going on?
Tuesday 28 September 2010
Who can fly furthest in a balloon filled with love?
Wednesday 15 September 2010
It’s The Little Things
Here are some little gifts I received from a good friend at the start of the week during my trip to London. They are so cute. I had seen an owl jumper earlier in the day and was starting to wonder whether I should kit myself out with some bird themed attire. So the little piece on the left is a good start. The little pearl is delicate and should go nice with the right dress. Pearls remind me of the sea.
Saturday 28 August 2010
Paloma is ace. She makes me smile
Paloma is ace. She makes me smile, partly as her smile is so big it is infectious.
In a few more months I will be having another birthday. I can’t remember ever having a party in my life. Not even when I was a little’en. I can remember the ‘cake wrapped in a tissue and a bag of treats’ given by a smiling mother of another child. Nevertheless, I have no memories of enjoying my own shindig. It appears I have managed to avoid, with great effect, having a party of my own. This has been largely due to my fear of social gatherings. Never comfortable, until near the end. Cepandant, I am wanting for some odd reason, to have a Par-Tay in 2010. I am looking forward to inviting people as I feel it is a time to pull together the people who are important in my life.
I have been planning the play list which includes an odd mix of Hip Hop by Run DMC, Paloma Faith, Serge Gainsbourg, The Beach Boys, Wizard Sleeve and even Marina and the Diamonds.
I am loving Marina in this vid ..... she looks stunning. I am so jealous !!!
Tuesday 24 August 2010
Do I need to be taking into care?
First of all, I find Miranda’s sense of humour and accent adorable. I really enjoyed her sitcom, Miranda. This is in spite of the fact that my friend believes it was filled with as many ‘obvious jokes' and stuffed full of bad acting, making it on a par with the BBC’s My Family. However, I am looking forward to the next series which will most likely be on in the cold winter’s evening at this rate.
Secondly, I seem to have this thing for Peaches Geldolf. Every time I see her on TV, I shout “who’s that?” to which there is always the reply, “it’s Peaches”. I have been doing this for the last two years now. I have to confess, there is something about her dress sense that I am liking at present.
So there you go. Do I need to be taken into care, or can I simply be excused?
Monday 23 August 2010
The Things I love
There are a lot of things in my wardrobe that seem to be black. I have had to make an effort to buy stuff in other colours for a change. It is funny, as I have never been a Goth and I’m too old to be an EMO. However, I just love my Newlook ballet shoes. They are so comfy, but I’m bound to get soaking wet feet in the rain when the monsoon comes. They look ace with jeans as well.
The necklace was a gift from a close friend. It always puts a smile on your face when someone comes back home and says there’s a gift in the bag for you. I love this, it’s so pretty and goes well with the rest of my style.
The last item is powder (does kind of say it on the tin!) I love the design. The other powders for sale came in such dull cases and this product is supposed to be quite good as well, so I decided to try it. We will see if I am still shiny in a few weeks.
Friday 20 August 2010
Who's who?
Here’s a pick, but who’s who? Well, maybe that's a biy easy, but you get the point.
Monday 16 August 2010
Helping The Bees
This time however, instead of buying a bottle of coke, as I wanted something a bit healthier, my eye was drawn towards an Innocent Smoothie. For a moment, I almost decided on a Blackberry and Blueberry as I was lured in by the colour. However, I went with my first choice.
This limited edition Lemons, Honey and Ginger Smoothie is amazing. It also comes with a free, if not a bit small, packet of seeds in order to grow some flowers in your garden to attract insects.
On one blog, I read that there was also going to be a ‘Bee Cam’ set up by the company. However, this doesn’t seem to be the case, but would have been fun.
So go out and buy a bottle soon before they stop making this stuff.
For more info, visit their website: www.innocentdrinks.co.uk
Monday 19 July 2010
Unsettling Dreams
Each night I always tend to have dreams where I am being chased, subjected to harsh weather, like tornadoes, or being thrown around in a dark sea. When I scramble to find a safe place, this is usually behind a rock or in a woodland. No wonder that when I wake it takes me a little while to come back down to earth.
Sunday 18 July 2010
Battle of the Baguettes
Having returned to the UK for sometime, I have tried to recreate that excursion to varying degrees of success. Some supermarkets have produced their own artisan stick. Here is a small review of what’s on offer in the UK.
Artisan Baguette: 4/10
Looks tasty and is an authentic shape at least. However, the baker needs to realise that this stick should be crispy on the outside. However, they are always too under cooked and spongy. Shame !
Tescos: Stone Baked Baguette: 7/10
This is the best on offer from a supermarket. It lacks a little taste but the texture is comparable to a 'baguette de campagne'. It is a bit tough on the mouth, but is nice with soup when thinly sliced.
Somerfield: White Baguette: 1/10
Wow, this is a funny one. The flour must be made from the sweepings gathered from the shop floor, then they are washed to remove any hint of a taste, baked and wrapped. Brought it, binned it !
Pearls in my hand
For me drawing has got a little sticky. I mean I always like bad art, but now I am struggling to even make bad art.
Wednesday 21 April 2010
Lemon, but in the form of Grass
Monday 19 April 2010
Out with the old, in with the new
I have been rather green fingered at the moment. It always seems to be the case when I am supposed to be revising for exams; I end up gardening for hours. At present, our inherited 1970s dumping ground garden is a mess. This is due to it being neglected for decades. I spent hours trying to clear all the rubbish and weeds and make a little haven. I even uncovered a path lost under 5inchs of soil and a patio lost under 2feet of soil, which has had to stay as there is no way I can shift that amount of soil with a bucket. The lawn is uneven and as bald as a snooker player in one corner. Therefore, I am trying to bring it back to life.
A few weekends ago, I made a little trip to buy 43 plants, which are no growing well, despite the slugs having a nibble at the Geraniums and the rabbit eating the flowers off the Pansies. However, as there is no budget allocated to the project, I need to find plants where I can.
This week I have planted: Potatoes, Garlic, Chives and Parsley. Oh, and some Lemon Grass. I also have Tomatoes, Green Beans, Chillies and Marigolds as little baby seeds sprouting indoors.
As I am planning on getting most veg from the garden I need to up the scale. So that means Courgettes and Pumpkins as well.
Sunday 18 April 2010
Monday 8 February 2010
Friday 29 January 2010
iPad and coffee
I'm not a big Apple fan. I don't get excited by their stuff that much. I don't need a white laptop to look cool. I do however like the playfulness of the apps available for the iPhone. When I heard that Apple was launching a new product I was intrigued like the rest of the population.
So we have it, the iPad. It's interesting. It's a smart and a correct move for technology. However, here's what I really see.
This device has to find a use. It isn't hard to figure out what that is; browse the internet, read stuff online etc. That isn't the difficult part. The problem is, where this device should come into use is whilst you are sitting in a coffee shop and instead of picking up a half mangled grubby newspaper, you should now pick up the iPad. In addition, when you are n the hairdressers they should be giving you an iPad so you can browse a database of style. The point of this is it has to cost as much as the newspaper or the magazine so people aren't tepted to run out the door with it. It needs to be 'an iPad for £1'.
So we still have a long way to go before this device is where it should be, available for all, everywhere and at a tiny cost.
Snow Joke
New Threads
The Things For When It's Cold
These lovely items are wonderful for the cold of January. I love these knitted slippers (or shoes). However, you have to admit that they would be rubbish in all the snow we have just had.
The other delightful item is some warming and flavorful Creme de Cassis. Made with Blackcurrents, ace over icecream and the bottle looks devine.
Monday 18 January 2010
This Is Hip
Monday 11 January 2010
Drawing A Crowd
She Loves Him But All He Could Think About Was Colour
I like the long title for this drawing and the colour shooting out of the mans head. Usually it is the man who is obsessed by his affections, but this time he is more concerned for his love of colour.
Sandpiper and Radio
This little dude came out of my imagination. I love his colour and his ability to listen to the latest hits.
All these drawings are on sale in a shop called Timber. For more info visit the Timber Blog:
TIMBER
Pants In Tree
This was inspired by the fact that whilst I was living in France, I got on the tram one day and as I was passing a HLM (block of flats) there were people hanging their washing out of the windows. However, much of the washing was blown away by the wind and it fell onto the trees below.